No, you did not misread our headline.
There is a legit fan theory out there that claims 17-year-old icon Billie Eilish had a secret baby, and it is as wild as you’d expect it to be.
The insane rumour all started with a misleading headline by PinkNews on Snapchat’s feed, that read: “WTF?! Billie Eilish had a baby?! 😱.”
Yeah, we can see why people were confused.
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The image posted by PinkNews shows Billie taking a mirror selfie while wearing her signature baggy clothing (which should never be an indicator that someone is with child, TBH).
For those who want a visual of the offending tile, see below.
Almost on cue, fans start freaking the f*ck out at the news that there may be a mini Billie Eilish out in the world that none of us knew about.
The clickbaity headline got people real good because if you were one of those unfortunates who clicked into the story to read how Billie Eilish managed to hide a secret baby, you would find a completely unrelated story consisting entirely of fan-made Billie Eilish videos.
Not cool in the extreme.
There was a ~very~ loose connection, as one fan-made video featured a baby doll covered in spiders with the caption: “Baby Billie Eilish”.
The video is probably a nod to Billie’s “You Should See Me In A Crown” video, which features a bunch of terrifying spiders crawling all over Billie’s body and into her mouth (gross).
Anyway, Billie is not pregnant.