*WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RIVERDALE SEASON 2 EPISODE 11*
So, if you don’t wanna know went down, turn back now.

ARCHIE VS HIRAM
Tensions are still high between the south side and north side, especially now that they’re all sharing the same school.
However, everyone keeps acting like the serpents are ~so bad~ when all they do is like, go to class.
Anyway… the real issue this week is Hiram Lodge. He has it out for Archie and he’s not being subtle about it.
Normally, we don’t think Archie would really give a damn, but now that he’s struck a deal with this ‘FBI’ agent, he needs to get closer to Hiram to find out all his secrets.
So somehow, that means Archie taking up wresting. Really, we just think the writers wanted an excuse to put KJ Apa in this:

Not complaining.
Anyway, at the end of all their bickering and p*ssing contests, Hiram offers Archie an internship in his business. Of course, Archie takes it.
Dun dun DUNNN!
VERONICA AND THE PUSSYCATS
As for Veronica, she’s now sitting on with her parents in meetings and such, now that she’s ~part of the business~. This doesn’t sit well with the Mayor, who then starts to cause issues between Veronica and Josie.
It doesn’t help that Veronica basically becomes the new Josie, say, ‘Veronica and the Pussycats’…

Yikes.
GENERAL PICKENS IS A TOTAL KNOB
But it’s not a Josie/Veronica and the Pussycat’s performance unless the town is celebrating something, and this week, it’s a celebration of General Picken’s, the town founder.
However… Jughead sniffed out from Toni Topaz’s serpent grandfather that it was General Picken’s who came into town and slaughtered hundreds of their men, women and children. Naturally, he wrote an explosive article about it.
So basically the town has been celebrating a murderer all these years. Yipee!
CHIC COOPER…
He’s still sticking around, and honestly, we’re obsessed with him. Betty realises that she has scars just like her brother, making her want to get to know him better so she can understand the darkness inside of her better.
That is when Kevin recognises Chic. He’s a webcam boy. Betty is completely interested in what he does online, she so asks him to show her, and well, he does.
How’s that for sibling bonding.

Oh, and Hal Cooper still totally hates him. So much so, that Alice threatens to kick him out of her house (again) if he keeps it up.
~myStErIoUS!~
Can’t wait for next week!