Hello friend, how’s your Thursday going? Good? Well, it won’t be for very long when you find out professionally smart man Matt Agnew – whos job it is to work with things in space – eats Kit Kat’s like a degenerate.
If you think we’re really going to devote an entire article to how The Bachelor eats his Kit Kat, you’d be absolutely correct because this is just plain offensive.
Taking to his Instagram story, Matt rather innocently shared a photo of his mid-day snack, which happened to be beloved chocolate bar, Kit Kat.
Just one problem, instead of breaking apart the four delicious columns prior to said snacking, Matt just bit straight into it – LIKE AN ANIMAL.
WATCH: Matt Agnew gets ROASTED on TV
“Just living my wildist life,” Matt wrote, and damn son you can say that again.
Clearly people, as horrified as ourselves, messaged Matt to let him know you have to break apart the Kit Kat before eating it.
You would think this instruction would be clear, in fact, very easy.
Alas, Matt was still confused.
Concerned fans obviously started DM’ing their beloved Bachelor to quietly let him know that one must break the bar into FOUR pieces.
The breaking of the bar into four parts is but a teeny tiny hurdle, but Matt stumbled.
Well, he more crashed and burned than stumbled.
If you wondering whether Matt finally managed to break a Kit Kat into four CORRECT pieces, he did, but would you look at this rookie?
Someone, please go help Matt Agnew because we’re seriously concerned.
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