Unfortunately for ALL, Ellen covered KJ up with a peach emoji.

“I need to tan my ass, I think,” KJ said of the video. “I’ve got a really white ass.”

He continued: “I knew, immediately after I did that, I knew I had the best video out of all of them. In my mind, I was like, ‘I don’t want to do just a normal video.’ I remember being outside on my balcony, naked, and I was FaceTiming with my friend. I looked at my reflection, and I saw my ass and I was like, ‘Perfect. Ellen. I should do this for Ellen.’ And that’s how it came about.”

Legend.