ICYMI: Taylor Swift was the bridesmaid for her best friend Abigail’s wedding over the weekend.
She looked ABSOLUTELY stunning in her deep red gown, and aside from fans booing her for not making a public appearance for them, it seemed like the wedding went down without a hitch.
Could you imagine having Tay Tay as your bridesmaid?!
Well, you won’t have to imagine it anymore because thanks to leaked footage of the night, we see Taylor giving her bridesmaid speech and BOY does she tell one helluva sex joke.
Regarding Abi and her husband Matt Lucier, Taylor reavealed, “She’s running after him, there’s falling, there’s stumbling… They make it to the bathroom, and I hear sounds that I can never unhear. Then, there’s silence, and then…”
AND THEN… the footage cuts off, and we will never know how that ends.
To be a fly on the wall…