Noah Cyrus has decided to profit on her heartbreak, and since it was SO public (and now so iconic), who the hell can blame her?
Teaming up with Pizzaslime to create tee-shirts with her dad Billy Ray Cyrus’ face and hoodies that read, “sry I’m trash”, Noah has also decided to bottle her break up tears and sell them for a profit.
A $12,000 profit!
“This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” the product description reads.
“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f*cking weird if you drank someone else’s tears,” it continued.
The merch is aligned with the release of her new EP, Good Cry, which has just been released.
So… if you have a spare $12K lying around, will you spend it on Noah’s tears??
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