This New Vegemite Product Is Proof That Aussies Have Gone TOO FAR

Summer has officially arrived in sunny Australia, meaning we’re all going to be cracking out the fans and stocking the freezer with zooper doopers.

However, iconic Aussie spread Vegemite have decided that their delicacy needs to be more efficient for Summer, officially creating the Vegemite Icy Pole.

We’re both impressed, and absolutely disgusted.

Can you imagine mistaking that bad boy for a chocolate Paddle Pop?! NIGHTMARES.

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The reactions of the new product have ranged from disgust actual rage. The instructions to make this ghastly dessert is as follows:

“COMBINE in a saucepan the sugar, cocoa, honey, VEGEMITE, corn flour and milk. Whisk over a medium heat until the mixture is smooth, bring to the boil , reduce the heat and simmer gently until slightly thickened and custard like. Remove from the heat, pour into a heat proof bowl and chill. Fold the whipped cream through the chilled custard mixture then pour into popsicle moulds. Freeze until firm.”

MMM NOTHING LIKE FROZEN YEAST SPREAD, AMIRIGHT?!

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