If you didn't tune into The Bachelor last night, then you should thank your lucky stars... because it was wild.
Only two episodes in, and sh*t is already getting weird.
While we all thought Vanessa Sunshine/Cat were the main villains this season, please welcome to the stage Romy.
Romy didn't get a single date or group date... instead, Nick stopped by to bring her to lunch. They went to his uncle's pizzeria in Manly, where they got to make pizzas together.
It started off well... until Romy kept calling him 'Honey' and then decided to EAT HIS EAR when he rejected her for a kiss.
We can't make this up, honestly.
The worst part wasn't even Nick's mortified face... it was the fact that Romy went back to the mansion to then LIE and say that they had a 'romantic' kiss that wasn't at all 'forced'.
Anyway, Twitter went off.