Well, that's what he's presenting during all of his recent stand-up shows.
Over the weekend, Pete discussed openly how Ariana calling his penis "HUUUGE" was a ploy to disappoint his future sexual partners... and now, he's discussing a very detailed experience he had with a friend after his split.
"I did what all douchebags do after a breakup — went to Soho House," Pete told the crowd at Tarrytown Muisc Hall, a source told Us Weekly. "That’s what all douchebags do."
That's when he revealed that he hooked up with a friend at Soho House.
"I got with my friend who’s — how do I say — a fast, loose woman? We hooked up and I asked her, 'OK, what is [the size of my penis] in comparison. She said, 'Well, it’s nice, but it’s like an average black man’s, so it’s nice, but like the size of an average black d–k.' So I thought, 'OK, that is white privilege.'"
We guess Pete is really branding himself with this whole penis thing huh?