Married At First Sight is nearly ending, so we can get our lives back (until the reunion ep).
Tonight's episode is the final dinner party, and as expected, a lot of sh*t is going to go down.
Let's break it down a little, shall we?
JESSIKA THANKS EVERYONE FOR ACCEPTING HER AND DAN, WHICH NING RESPONDS WITH AN EYEROLL
"We really just want to say thank you for accepting us tonight in the group as a new couple. I know it has been hard on everybody to accept it," says Jessika.
MIKE TELLS US HOW HE REALLY FEELS
"I can't stand your face anymore," he says, to either Heidi or Jess. At this point, we can't tell.
JULES DESCRIBES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRLS AND WOMEN, WHILE MARTHA HITS BACK
"You're just so f***ing righteous aren't you," Martha says with a scowl.
JOHN FREAKING AIKEN INTERVENES, IN HAND, A MYSTERIOUS 'HONESTY BOX'
TO TOP IT ALL OFF, JESSIKA TELLS DAN SHE LOVES HIM...
...AND THIS IS HIS RESPONSE