KJ - who was clearly devo about having to choose between his three friends - awkwardly laughed when he heard the question, before saying: "Okay, I would - this is so gnarly."
Because one of the answers includes an R-rated bedroom activity, the kind moderator gently reminded KJ that he had to keep his answers strictly PG.
"Yeah, I'll answer it like this," he said. "If I were to marry one of them, I would probably marry Charles."
KJ didn't really answer the second part of the question, simply stating: "I'm not trying to bang any of those dudes."
So we guess poor Cole and Casey get shot by the water gun?
While the bromance between KJ and Cole Sprouse is seriously strong, we shouldn't really be surprised Archie Andrews chose Charles to be his bae for life seeing as they've become best buddies since Melton joined the cast in season two.
Sorry Camila, it looks like you've got some competition!