Okay... not what we were expecting... but a feminist who loves Christmas will be all about these decorations.
Named ‘vaginaments’ the coochie baubles are available on Etsy store FeltMelons.
Each bauble is of course - handmade - giving it that special touch of love.
Made from felt and available in a range of difficult colours, you're going to want to decorate your entire tree with these.
The designer of the baubles - Suzanne McAleenan - explains on her page that “Felt penis ornaments happened (I was watching a Liam Neeson movie!). Then Vaginaments (I have a friend whom I didn’t want to feel left out!).”