Yes, this is real life. Tristan Thompson, the man who Khloé Kardashian has finally blamed for breaking up her family, is already looking for a new girl.
Not even two weeks after his split with Khloe, he was spotted on a date with a mystery girl. And yes, there is photo evidence.
First and foremost, it's not Jordyn Woods who he was on a date with... that would have been WILD.
According to TMZ, Tristan went to Carbone in NYC and posted a photo on his Instagram Story (which was later deleted), showing off his dinner.
Any person with functioning eyeballs can see he is sitting across from a girl.
Thompson was spotted at the restaurant with one of his teammates, and five minutes after they got there, a girl was waiting outside Carbone.
Thompson went outside to meet her, and they went back inside for "hours".
Later, the pair left the restaurant separately.
Kardashian has finally decided to stop defending Thompson for his actions, tweeting an apology to Woods, and pointing the finger to the father of her child.
"This has been an awful week & I know everyone is sick of hearing about it all (as am I). I’m a rollercoaster of emotions & have said things I shouldn’t have. Honestly, Tristan cheating on me & humiliating me, wasn’t such a shock as the first time.
"What's been harder & more painful is being hurt by someone so close to me. Someone whom I love & treat like a little sister. But Jordyn is not to be blamed for the breakup of my family. This was Tristan's fault.
"I have to move on with my life & count my blessings, my family, my health & my beautiful baby True."
Watch below... Jordyn Woods describes the moment Tristan Thompson kissed her: