If you grew up playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64, always yelling at Toad because let's face it, he was bloody annoying, then your weave is about to be SNATCHED.
Toad isn't a mushroom. Nope. He may be named after a frog (or maybe a Toadstool now that we think about it), but he ISN'T A MUSHROOM.
HE'S WEARING A HAT.
@nintendolife tweeted a photo of the real Toad without his hat on, and we're seriously shooketh.
HE'S A BALDING MAN!
We're just going to leave that with you to cope with because we honestly just can't deal.