He then came out with this zinger which does nothing but convince us of this 'publicity' theory: "I don't think [we'll get a marriage license] ... because we're probably gonna get divorced eventually."
Tana echoed his statement when talking to Zach Sang recently where she revealed she doesn't even live with her 'husband'.
"Neither of us really realistically fit in the place to be married right now," Tana said.
"Jake lives in Calabasas in a house with like 35 f*cking people that all have like G7Xs and f*cking Joby tripods and I live with like seven stoners," Tana said. "Our worlds are very different in that regard."
In the same interview, she addressed her 'relationship' with Noah.
"No I'm not in a relationship with Noah but I do love her, she's so dope. We have so much in common."
But they're so together that they even branded a ship name for themselves. Nana.
And, sorry Jake, there's no room for you in this 'relationship'. Jake suggested a threesome could be a healthy alternative for Noah's involvement in their life but she wasn't having it.
"No u may not be there." she wrote on her Instagram story.
"No 3 sums jakeyy."
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