You Won't Believe How Much These Fake Mud-Stained Jeans Cost

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We’ve barely gotten over Kendall Jenner‘s bizarre ripped jean shorts with the ankles still attached and those heinous clear plastic jeans but now another tragic crime against denim has been committed.

Behold Nordstrom’s latest offering: Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans aka jeans that are smeared with fake mud. MUD!

What the actual?!

They even come with a built-in mud butt. For real.

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And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, turns out they’re actually REALLY expensive. Yep, these faux mud-covered jeans will set you back $425 (that’s just over $600 for us Aussies)!!!

As you’d expect, the Internet has a few opinions on this mind-boggling thing they’re calling fashion.

I'll sell you jeans with REAL mud on them for half that.
— mediapostate (@mediapostate) April 26, 2017

Why is anyone paying a lot of money for jeans that look like they have mud on them? Is that a real thing? Go outside. Roll around. It's free
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) April 26, 2017

Why even care about getting dirty when you can get @Nordstrom mud jeans. #pathetic
— John Du (@itstoryahee) April 27, 2017

Don't buy $400 Nordstrom 'mud jeans'
Pay me $100 and I'll wear your pants in the mud and riding horses
— 🌜🌊🍃🖖🕊Freebird🕊🖖🍃🌊🌛 (@elmDRE4Mwarrior) April 27, 2017

However, there does seem to be one person that’s pretty happy about this bizarre new denim trend.

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Everyones upset about a store selling fake mud jeans…and I'm here like I won't have to clean up from work to go to town anymore #Thankful
— Joel Foister (@joelfoister) April 27, 2017

What will they think of next?!

Josh P