Whenever we've needed someone to tell any one of the Kardashian and Jenner family that their problems are so far from real, Scott Disick has always been there to deliver the goods.
He's that ever prophetic voice of reason that the family needs so (read further for some of his best commentary, OFC).
Scott has blessed us with his sassy comebacks and comments across the board of Kardashians, and E! have announced that he is now getting his own show.
Scott has said that the new series will showcase his work in the housing industry.
So more of a business vibe to this one, but if it's anything like KUWTK, we can deffs expect his savagery and sass queen comments to anyone and everyone.
In an interview with People Magazine, Scott has told them, “It will probably come out next year, and it’s basically about me doing things that I’m interested in, which is buying and selling properties”.
“I guess it’s cool that people will be able to see something that’s a little bit different, and it’s cool for me because it’s something I’m passionate about.”
We're keen to see something a little different too. After all, I'm sure we can all agree that he is 100% the most deserving of his own show.
HEAPS of drama to be had if we're going to see ex-boo Kourtney Kardashian and Scott's new girlfriend, Sofia Richie all hanging out.
Plus between those two, his kids and his party boy antics, we're bound for a hella dose of drama.
If the above reasons aren't enough to get you hyped for the show, I've very kindly put together a compilation of his best comebacks (you're welcome).
I'm sure Scott would be honoured if you used them when meeting the Kardashians, too.
All these quotes are from the show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so enjoy if you haven't heard them before.
1. Scott roasts Kim Kardashian after she tries (and miserably fails) to give him relationship advice:
Kim: "You know, you should really take it slow"
Scott: "Didn't you get married both times after a couple of months?"
2. For some further savagery, Scott roasts the WHOLE Kardashian family:
Kourtney: "Scott, your whole ass is out!"
Scott: "I'm finally a Kardashian"
3. Scott to Kim whilst they're driving:
Scott: "You're a real hood bitch these days"
4. Scott with his mind on business, as usual:
Kim: "I want a flat ass now"
Scott: "You guys lose your butts, we may all lose our money!"
5. Scott reminding the Kardashians just how rich they all are again:
Kim: "Hey look, someone sent us a free yoga membership!"
Scott: "Thank God, you would've never been able to afford it"
6. And finally, Scott shutting down Kris Jenner for taking her sweet time when he offered her a drink:
Scott: "Drink?"
Kris: "You know... I'm a little... I would love-"
Scott: "I don't need a whole life story, just yes or no"
The show will be hitting our screens in 2019.
LET THE SAVAGERY BEGIN!
