By now we're pretty used to Riverdale throwing random sh*t at us, i.e. Cheryl Blossom morphing into Katniss Everdeen all of a sudden with her bow and arrow.
But this new clip for episode 2 of season 3 is WILD fam, and we're so into it.
The shows guilty pleasure is definitely an over the top musical number, so mix that up with the River Vixens, and you've got Riverdale porn.
In the clip we see the River Vixens cheerleaders visit Archikens in jail (juvie?), where he's gone complete Shawshank Redemption on us. He's even made sure to have his sleeves completely pushed up so his fresh Serpent tattoo is showing.
Veronica and her girls do a cute little "Jailhouse Rock" number for Archie and tha boyz, and it's really something.
Riverdale returns this Thursday on Netflix!