If you've been on the internet this week, chances are you've heard the term 'BDE' aka 'Big Dick Energy' thrown around quite a lot.
If you're unaware about WTF that is... then let Urban Dictionary explain it for you...
"Big Dick Energy, or BDE, is that confidence you got knowing you got an enormous penis, but BDE isn't exclusive to the well-endowed. Anyone can have big dick energy if he (or she!) exudes the BDE aura."
It kind of all started when Ariana Grande exposed her fiancé Pete Davidson to having a massive peen. From there, we were all like, really? But it quickly made sense with how he acted.
Now, we can't help but judge everyone on their BDE. So why not start with the cast of Riverdale...
GIRL has BDE. Everyone on this show is useless without her. Her BDE explodes when she has that bloody wig on too.
Try tell this b*tch that she doesn’t have BDE and you’ll probably wake up in a maple syrup barrel.
Slight elements of BDE. She’s pretty badass, but her continuous use of “Archekins” and “Daddio” really affects her BDE levels.
Her BDE is all over the place. She broke her BDE girlfriend out of a gay conversion camp, but she also looks worried 24/7.
Does not have BDE. May reconsider if he continues to disregard his failing music career that got him into this mess in the first place.
He’s too weird and hipster for that mainstream BDE.
BOY does he have BDE. You don’t go lurking in the bushes for a hook up unless you know you GOT IT.
No BDE for you. He hides behind his henchmen too much to have any chance at exuding that BDE aura.
B D EFFING E !!! Give some pointers to your son maybe?
Before we get in too much trouble for what we’re writing about this hot af dad, we’ll just simply say he DEFINITELY has BDE.
Reggie is that typical guy that you'd expect to have BDE, but tries too hard to have it. So he doesn't have BDE sorry.
His shadiness gives him a little BDE but for the most part we’re bored of him and his non-existent BDE.
This is our Riverdale BDE winner FOR SURE. This woman looked her murderous husband in the eye and told him he was a shit serial killer. Give her a medal.