L.A. Marketing company Distinctive Assets has put together the gift bag, titled "Everyone Wins."
The name comes after the Academy previously took legal action against organisers for associating the goodies bag with the award ceremony despite no involvement from The Oscars.
So what's involved?
Every single attendee will be gifted approximately $100,000 worth of items that somehow fits inside a tote bag.
Trips to Tanzania, Hawaii, or Greece, a "24k gold facial," a free “gum rejuvenation” dental procedure, multiple sessions with a popular celebrity trainer, a “conflict-free” diamond necklace, as well as a “18-minute phobia-relief session.”
Last year, the bag was worth an $260,000, so this year falls a little short (lol).
Consider us salty af.