A young and innocent me hated Toad from Mario Kart ‘coz he looked like a little d*ck! I never meant it literally though… until now.
Ironically, Stormy Daniels’ has described Donald Trump’s peen as looking like Toad, and I am scarred for life. SCARRED.
I never wished this on you Toad, even if I did hate you.
The Guardian have managed to attain an early copy of Stormy’s new book Full Disclosure, where she details the night she banged Trump.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” she wrote. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Please Trump, for the love of everything good and holy, don’t tweet a pic of your dick to prove her right wrong.
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