Cody Simpson’s poetry book Prince Neptune has been released, and while we expected poems about the ocean and music, we DID NOT expect it to be a completely graphic and R-rated recount of his and Miley Cyrus‘ sex life.
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Thanks to Cosmopolitan.com, we have been given an insight into the horniest passages from his poetry book, and honestly, we are blushing.
“Your beauty betrays you. For you wish to be shrouded in the cloak of night. Hidden from your beloved. But even in this darkness. Your eyes glisten like sapphires. Warm women. Rich girls. Wet evenings. Lysergic acid. Leather. Sex games. Blonde hair. Brilliance”
“Running the vibrant streets at dusk. My fresh new woman and I. Wine-soaked. Finger-locked. In nothing but jeans. Why should we sleep. Let’s fuck. We’re here right now aren’t we. You and I. In the universe.”
“The closer we feel to death. The closer we are to life. Surfing monstrous waves. Riding motorcycles. Suffocation for the sake of orgasm.”
“Enter now the eternal summer. The crystal tropics await. A tribe of deep electric jungle. Face paint. Drum rhythms. Semen sprawled upon trees. Marble palaces on canals. Naked women on great green lawns. Joyous, sensuous copulations. At night. Beneath the incoming rain.”
“Gluttony is America. America is money. Money is sex. Sex is drink. Drink is hedonism. Hedonism is America.”
“Artists are those most apt to seduce us to life.”
“Once upon a time in Hollywood. Guitars. Gardens. Chandeliers. Sex. Streetlamps. Music as immense mass seduction. Copulations in the back rows of movie theaters. Houses in the hills. Swimming pools. Fin-tailed Cadillacs. Lime juice. Coffee shops in alleyways. Comely girls with nose freckles smiling at you. Ah Hollywood.”
“It was but a night. Now I’ve been bedridden for days. She gave me my entire life in an evening.”
“One night. On the beach. Vibratory waves pulsing. Lysergic. Behind my eyes. I saw a woman. In the shallows. Wading. Denim cut-off jeans. No shirt. Blue beads around her neck. Next moment. Pointed right at me. Grinned wide. Motioned me over. I got a hard-on. And swam.”
“Sex is life’s singular divine mechanism.”
ALRIGHTY THEN!
Oh, and Cody has promised another book is coming, so we guess he’s getting busy with Miley in quarantine for some inspiration???