While it never touched on Supernatural themes or freaking Gargoyle Kings... the wicked drama and unrelatable eliteness made for some crazy storylines. Like the fact that they were basically 16 and going to clubs/losing their virginities in limos.
And whoever has written the description for the show in Netflix either agrees or completely hates the show. Either way, we're here for it.
"Rich, unreasonably attractive private school students do horrible, scandalous things to each other. Repeatedly."
This person clearly has had enough of Dan Humphrey's sh*t
"They also understand the show in such a profound way it's almost poetry," writer Ben Phillipe tweeted.
It prompted some other people to point out times Netflix has been equally as sassy with other titles, like this one for The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
"You'd think tangling with all those Velociraptors would stop them from messing with dinosaurs. It didn't."
"Hottest guy in school, eternal devotion and sparkly skin: totally solid reasons to date a vampire. No necking, though."