The answer is: N-O, according to Miley's mama Tish.
The elopement rumour started when Billy Ray Cyrus shared a pic to Instagram of Miles dressed in white through a camera lens and captioned the pic:
As people became convinced that this meant that the pair had tied the knot in secret, Tish denied the rumour live on Mario Lopez's radio show On With Mario.
"She is not eloping," she insisted. "She is not getting married. They are so freaking happy and living in Malibu. She's so happy and she's always like, 'I don't know why everybody wants us to get married. It's so perfect.'"
Well, that settles that then.