"Good looking is… I definitely say size six to eight. I've definitely gone the fake boobs, nails. You know, blonde hair, the Gucci handbags," Michael said of his usual type.
Well, if that ain't Stacey Hampton, we don't know what is.
However, the most 'Michael' part came when he described to producers why he and the mother of his child broke up.
"She sort of accepted the work and everything, but then the work and working away, she became really needy and especially when the baby was around it was like, 'Where are you going? When are you coming home?' And it was like, this has got to stop, like settle down.
"She left so we had a big argument, and she gave me the baby and was like, 'Right, you've got him for four days'," explained Michael.
The 28-year-old revealed that he lived the bachelor life before coming into the show, boasting "at least" two girls a week.
"I 100 per cent say I'm definitely ready to settle down now. You can only have fun for so long, it becomes boring," said Michael.
While we could have believed that, seeing as the experts literally handed Michael his 'dream girl', his actions have screamed otherwise.
Not only has he cheated on Stacey with fellow bride Hayley Vernon, but the groom was also caught in bed with another woman while filming the show!
Not to mention it has now been confirmed that intruder bride KC Osborne have been hooking up!
We guess he wasn't really ready to 'settle down' at all.