Now free from her Channel 9 contract, Cyrell goes rogue in an explicit Instagram Story Q&A... We have all her biggest bombshells in the video below. It goes without saying - Jessika and Martha are in big trouble.
One fan asked Cyrell if she'd go down the path of violence and break Martha's nose.
The cyclone simply lolled, "Honey, if I break that any more, then she'll need another plastic surgery."
She had us cackling when she was asked if Jess and Martha were on the show for fame.
"Were their lips fake? Were there t*ts real? Ask yourself that!"
As for Jessika and Dan lasting, Cyrell mused, "Let's be honest, I give it a few more weeks and they'll probably end up breaking up."
She did chart about her ex Nic, admitting she doesn't love him.
"Uh, no. Nickelodeon [her nickname for Nic] and I are just friends. We had our beef, we had our drama, but that all got sorted out."
Of course, fans wanted to know the lowdown on Eden.
She's already got their couple name: "Cyden" or "Ederell".
"'I don't think you find 'the one'. I think you find someone and you make them 'the one'. Things grow and your feelings change," she also admitted.