Well, this man did.
While waiting at a bus stop on the side of the road in Cairns, a shirtless man decided to have it out with a dude dressed as Deadpool, 'cos why the hell not?
Two kids on a bike nearby watched the entire brawl go down, and this couldn't get more Australian if it tried.
Speaking to the Cairns Post, Jake Bingham aka, our Aussie Deadpool, claimed that the shirtless man was drunk, had called him "the n-word", and told him to get out of his country.
Deadpool wouldn't stand for that.
However, Bingham was placed under a $500 good behaviour for “public nuisance” in December because his costume includes "imitation weapons".
We think Ryan Reynolds would be proud TBH.