No no no, we're not talking about these two:
As nice as that would be...
No, we're talking about these two:
The sneaky AF pair got married at some point and not only didn't invite us, but didn't even bloody well tell us!
In a recent interview with SiriusXM, Liam was gushing about In-N-Out Burger (lol, same) and dropped a ~major~ bomb.
"We did this shoot for the album shots, so there is gonna be an album," he teased.
"So we did the shots and right after I'd done all the topless bits (*drools*) I missed the dinner because you can't eat because you bloat and afterwards I was like 'In-N-Out Burger, boom,'" he added.
"I left my wife and child at home and I was straight out to In-N-Out Burger."
Liam didn't unveil any other deets, just the fact that Cheryl is his "wife" now.
Considering how secretive the pair are, this could've gone down at any point, really.
But we have so many questions!
Was there a wedding party? Were the other boys invited? Was it before or after Bear was born? If he was born, was he involved in the wedding? Did they slow dance? Did Harry and Louis slow dance too?
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS!
Although we will say this, we're high-key hoping that wedding pics will surface 'cos we'd lurve to see our baes all snazzied up.
Plez share them with us Liam. Plez!