KJ has made a video of Cole's face with his own mouth, totally mocking him... just as a true BFF would do.
Everything KJ spits out doesn't actually make sense, but the point is that he is making fun of the way Cole is always using big, pretentious words and sentences when he talks about acting.
"Well, it's funny that you say that because Jughead uses humour as a defence mechanism," KJ as Cole begins. "The nostalgia is really film noir and it's effective in that way."
He keeps going. "The product is just absolutely involuntary ... it's condescending, if anything."
We are literally crying.
Cole has yet to hit back, but knowing them and their past... he'll be back with something even more savage.