Jake then came out with this zinger which does mothign but convicne us of this 'publicity' theory: "I don't think [we'll get a marriage license] ... because we're probably gonna get divorced eventually."
Very nice, Jake.
But wait fam there's more - take a few deep breathes because we're now going into the whole Noah Cyrus/Jake wanting a threesome situation.
Singer Noah Cyrus and Tana were seen hanging out on social media the other day, with fans quickly speculating they were 'hooking up' (two people can hang out platonically, but that's just semantics).
In his ET interview, Jake seemed to suggest the whole 'narrative' was being pushed by Noah, with the underlying implication being that this is all just another PR stunt.
"I think Noah and Tana are like wanting to hook up and Noah's the one pushing that narrative, which I think is dope," Jake said, before creepily adding, "I could be there."
Noah then shut down Jake's threesome idea down, but never actually denied a romance with Tana.
"No u may not be there.
"No 3 sums jakeyy," Noah wrote.
So what we can take from this is that Tana and Jake are in an open marriage, Noah and Tana are probably hooking up and Noah most definitely DOES NOT want Jake involved.
We need to lie down.
