If you're a joker and need a real quick and disgusting way to most likely-lose your loved one... watch this prank video below!
The video shows a supposed 'loving' boyfriend offers his girlfriend some of his milk/milkshake/we're not so sure... The glass has two straws so the couple can have one of those adorable moments we see on the likes of Riverdale.
BUT NOPE, he did something unforgivable...
WATCH: Boyfriend tricks girlfriend with a HORRENDOUS prank that we're SURE has led to a breakup...
That's right, this loving boyfriend just tricked his girlfriend into drinking HIS OWN SALIVA.
We are equal parts offended, disgusted and maybe just a little impressed.
If you can't see how it's worked, the guy has an extra-long straw that he has folded over, to trick her into thinking the glass is holding two straws.
Obviously, instead of her drinking the milk, he is spitting in the straw as she sucks it up.
We'd rather be single forever.