Raise your hand if you could happily live in his earlobe.
Anyway, being one of his most candid interviews yet, we finally get some insight on that infamous love-affair with Taylor Swift. Remember the one?
"When I see photos from that day," he tells the publication, "I think: Relationships are hard, at any age. And adding in that you don't really understand exactly how it works when you're 18, trying to navigate all that stuff didn't make it easier. I mean, you're a little bit awkward to begin with. You're on a date with someone you really like. It should be that simple, right? It was a learning experience for sure. But at the heart of it - I just wanted it to be a normal date."
We guess when you're the two most famous pop stars in the world, a date can't really be normal...
But when it come's to how he feels about having her write songs about him, he has no bad blood (soz).
"I mean, I don't know if they're about me or no... But the issue is, she's so good, they're bloody everywhere. I write from my experiences; everyone does that. I'm lucky if everything [we went through] helped create those songs. That's what hits your heart. That's the stuff that's hardest to say, and it's the stuff I talk least about. That's the part that's about the two people. I'm never going to tell anybody everything."
Harry also revealed exactly what he would say to Taylor, if he ran into her today.
"Certain things don't work out. There's a lot of things that can be right, and it's still wrong. In writing songs about stuff like that, I like tipping a hat to the time together. You're celebrating the fact it was powerful and made you say something, rather than 'this didn't work out, and that's bad.' And if you run into that person, maybe it's awkward... but you shared something. Meeting someone new, sharing those experiences, it's the best sh*t ever. So thank you."
As for his most recent relationship with Kendall Jenner, as short-lived as it seemed, Harry revealed the new album of his is basically dedicated to her.
LARRIES BLOCK YOUR EARS!
"She's a huge part of the album. Sometimes you want to tip the hat, and sometimes you just want to give them the whole cap... and hope they know it's just for them."
WE ARE SHOOKETH.