A Buzzfeed article notes that they somehow got to Google searching the height of a Minion, and to be fair, we aren't judging.
What they found was that that they averaged at 3.5 feet tall, which is around the size of a 5-year-old.
But what is NOT okay is this photo of the Minions standing next to Gru, or should we call him A GIANT!
If Gru had nearly 4 Minions stacked next to him, it would make him around 14 feet tall. That is HUGE.
It makes it even creepier that the people in Despicable Me's universe are just as tall, or TALLER than Gru.
Even next to the kids he is major, but the eldest comes up to his waist which would make her like 7 feet which is seriously not sitting well with us.
Consider us shook.