In this weeks most unusual trend, we introduce to you Passion Dust... a capsule filled with glitter that girls are putting up their vaginas.
Um. Come again??
Typically, these Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules have taken the internet by absolute storm, because everyone is #extra and things don't even make sense anymore.
"PASSION DUST is a sparkalized capsule that is inserted into the vagina at least 1 hour prior to having sexual intercourse," their website reads.
"As the capsules becomes increasingly warmed and moistened by the natural vaginal fluids it will begin to dissolve releasing the sparkling, candy flavored PASSION DUST inside of the capsule."
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have said that they're totally safe, since they're made of gelatin, starch-based edible glitter, acacia powder, Zea Mays starch and vegetable stearate.
Buuut medical professionals don't agree.
"Just because something is safe for your lips, for example glitter lip gloss, doesn’t mean it is safe for the vagina. After all one can remove lip gloss and lip bacteria doesn’t control your gastrointestinal track or protect you from gonorrhea or HIV. Is it safe to gargle might be a better first step in the quest for vagina glitter, but even then the mucosa and anatomy are so different it is really best to not put an untested substance vaginally," she wrote.
"Vaginal injury and granulomas aside the point of the vaginal glitter appears to be “for him,” you know because a vagina au naturel just isn’t enough. I hate, hate, hate the messaging behind this (and all other vaginal “enhancement” products). Why do we have to shame women inside and out?
"A vagina isn't a craft show."
WE HEAR YOU SISTER.
Honestly though, this isn't safe, and just sounds like a big old mess to us.