Almost on cue, fans start freaking the f*ck out at the news that there may be a mini Billie Eilish out in the world that none of us knew about.
The clickbaity headline got people real good because if you were one of those unfortunates who clicked into the story to read how Billie Eilish managed to hide a secret baby, you would find a completely unrelated story consisting entirely of fan-made Billie Eilish videos.
Not cool in the extreme.
There was a ~very~ loose connection, as one fan-made video featured a baby doll covered in spiders with the caption: "Baby Billie Eilish".
The video is probably a nod to Billie's "You Should See Me In A Crown" video, which features a bunch of terrifying spiders crawling all over Billie's body and into her mouth (gross).
Anyway, Billie is not pregnant.
