To be fair, the poor bubs have had health issues but it's looking like they're in the clear now and our sources have low-key unveiled their names.
Digital publication Media Takeout confirms that the power couple have given birth to a bubba boy and a bubba girl named Shawn and Bea.
Die-hard fans will spot the meaning behind the ~alleged~ names.
Shawn is, of course, Jay Z's RL name and Bea is an obvs reference to queen Bey.
Mmhm, we see what you did there, girl!
Meanwhile, we're still waiting for the qween to introduce us to the bubs and announce their names via a lavish Insta post.
So until then, we're taking these names with a grain of salt, TBH.
Beyoncè, confirm or deny plz!