ASOS are selling a swimsuit that can't be worn in water and everyone's confused

It's not the first time ASOS has sold something that has turned us into this guy:

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But this swimsuit has us genuinely baffled.

A Twitter user pointed out a swimsuit being sold on their website that lists, "Cannot be worn in water."

Twitter user @AGlasgowGirl noticed the product earlier this week, tweeting out a screenshot with the caption, "Can someone explain to Asos how swimsuits work pls?"

Of course, Twitter came back with their best.

But it's not just ASOS selling swimsuit that can't get wet. Another Twitter user, @MissHeatherF21 pointed out that House of CB had a similar one on their website.