The pair got engaged after 2.5 seconds, which everyone has been completely shook over.
However, everything is starting to make more and more sense the more Ariana wildly tweets her fans.
Honestly, someone take the phone off Ariana. She's wilding.
Over the weekend, Ari was responding to fans on Twitter, when one asked about her newest song added to Sweetener, called "Pete.
"How long is Pete???" one fan asked.
"Like 10 inches? .... oh f*ck .... i mean ... like a lil over a minute."
ARIANA R U K HUN????
The tweet has since been deleted, but girl the internet never forgets.