But, thanks to Punkee, it's come to our attention that Archie is meant to be a lot worse than he's actually portrayed on the show.
Cole Sprouse tweeted an excerpt from one of the comics to show fans where they got the #inspo for this emo line Jughead once said, which lead to others wondering if the same went for Archie.
Was he just like his red-headed illustration?!
Turns out, he's a lot worse in the comics.
It's clear that he is playing four girls at once here, and like, two of them are best friends! CAN U NOT?!
Look how similar this below scene is to the iconic movie John Tucker Must Die:
Tut tut tut. Not cool Archikens, not cool.