2. Do you think they wash these itchy plastic capes very often? Ever? How about the scissors? Hmmm.
3. I asked to look like a Victoria's Secret Angel, WHY am I currently looking like Jared Leto if he were washed in a top-loader?
4. Wait, what? Yo, hairdresser, I said two inches. *Shakes fist at sky* Two. Inches.
5. OK, now she’s holding up the mirror and smiling and I’m going to have to pretend it’s amazing while crying on the inside.
6. It’s SO short. *runs hands through*Ah! Short and thwarted.
7. But maybe it’s healthier? Because the split ends are gone?
8. Home now. DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PAPER BAG?