by Fashion Editor - Kristy Koutsogiannis
| Jun 20, 2014
Sometimes, I feel like I’m exactly like a celebrity. Not the part about earning a gazillion dollars, travelling the world for free and eating at really, really good restaurants, obviously. But the part where sometimes they wear ugly, weird and ridiculous outfits and people make fun of them. It happens to me all the time.Celebrities, I get you.
I’m so not safe around my sisters or friends, they will make fun of me at the drop of a bowler hat and turtleneck combo. Case in point: there was this one time, when I was like, 22 and I thought Adidas leggings, Nike bum bags, army print T-shirts and black leather Supras were like the shizzz.Oh and I was wearing a tie-dyed Obey bucket hat and I did my own hair in these tiny little braids. I was inspired by the Destiny's Child "Soldier" video clip. A red bandana may or may not have been involved… don’t judge me, I am reformed. Promise.
But guys, everyone in the whole wide world makes a fashion mistake every now and then, me included. So let’s take a look at this week’s super stylish celebs who've accidentally put their "fashion" on wrong!!!
I got 99 problems and this outfit is right at the top of the list. Rita, babe, honey, I’m really just trying to work out what it is exactly you are wearing. Is it a dress? A vest? A parka? A raincoat? A bird? I have no idea. Ted leather is something to rock this season —but it just doesn’t fit you right. The buttons are popping out everywhere and, just saying, Rita, you look scared wearing it… did your stylist bully you into wearing this? Fire them. On a side note, bonus points have been awarded to you. Your shoe game is on point, I love me a black studded pointy heel. So fierce.
To be completely honest, Katy, this outfit would have totally worked so well if you just changed a few things. Like, if it was in a different fabric and wasn’t that shiny, if it didn't have those funny-looking high arm slits, if it came in at the waist to show off your shape, if it was a few inches shorter so it didn’t look like a bed sheet, and was maybe in a different colour?
I'm not going to deny the fact that I like Cara, have tried this look a few times in my life and may or may not have left the house in it. In fact, I remember the last time I did this look, I wore it to my local shopping centre… yesterday. And I looked just as dishevelled as Cara does in this pap pic. Why? Well, I bumped into my crush. Literally bumped into him in the coffee line at Gloria Jeans. I tired to be all cutesy and flash him an “I had no idea you would be here smile” (I did), but it was worthless. And you wanna know why, peeps? He didn’t even RECOGNISE ME in my ghetto fabulous look. Now I know to never, I REPEAT NEVER, leave my house in my panda onesie.
Kendall Jenner, stop whatever you are doing and go back inside. Whoever said you should wear that oufit, I can assure you, was playing a practical joke on you and it went horribly, horribly wrong. You failed the practical joke test and now these photos will be circulating the interwebz forever. FOR THE LOVE OF VERSACE, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE WORN THAT OUTFIT outside of the change room, let alone walking the red carpet. Wait, I’m sorry for yelling at you Kendall. Its just coz I’m really sad. I had hope for you, girl. I mean what would Kanye say?
Queen Lady Gaga
OK, so when i said this was a list of really, really bad outfits, I kinda lied to you all. I’m sorry. It actually should have been the list of four really bad outfits and one cool one from GAGA. YEP. I actually dig Gaga's outfit. I know, she looks weird, but hear me out. See, sometimes in Fashion Land, guys, an outfit can be sooooo ugly it goes full circle and turns out to be really, really good-looking. Some sort of weird chemical science imbalance thingy happens (I haven't been able to work it out but it makes the fashion world scream, "I die”.). And because of that weird voodoo science, I’ve been possessed and dreaming about this look all week. Bomber jackets are so in fashion and those denim cut-offs scream “model off duty”. And guys, come on, who doesn’t heart a vintage band tee? I even want the '80s perm. #IDIE